Kids Cards

Out of the mouths of babes, right? Or, what I think they would say if they could. I’m always looking for funny vintage kid pictures. And here you have them…

"Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it."

Jean Kerr

My interest in kitchen chores has seriously freaking waned over the years.

Nobody likes a smart-ass!

I am Seriously Badass

Resting bitch face, the bangs version.

I don't see sprinkles on this cupcake!

The last guy who called me Honey is my crawlspace.

I think you overestimate my capacity to give a shit

Some of us are born glamorous.

Happy Birthday, dammit!

You're HOW old?

You don't need to say it. I know I look good.

Hard to believe, but I'm not really a morning person.

Early onset manspreading

When he starts mansplaining...

Enjoy life's simple pleasures.

I'm psyched for Taco Tuesday.

Shit's bout to get real up in here!

Just when I thought this day couldn't get any worse!!

It's my fourth brain fart today!!!

Oh my, I do believe I have the vapors...

An empty diaper and a head full of plans.

You are FABulous! (as am I)

It's off to clown jail

I kind of have a thing for shoes.

I would like a pizza. A very large pizza.

Why yes, another piece of cheesecake would be lovely.

Yeah, we'll get right on that Bosshole!

I should NOT have started that second bottle.

Yeah, my panties are in a wad! Your point being?

Well, if I'm not the Queen, I'd like to know who is!

Seriously...I need a drink.

Just because it fits doesn't mean you should wear it.

Let's talk about your pottymouth.

They don't have my size!!

My ball. My rules

Mondays! Am I right?

Did someone lose weight? 'Cause I think I found it.

I am up for literally anything!

Pards for life.

You ooze confidence!

Doc, none of my personalities like me

Got my Louboutins and I'm ready to roll!

I hate this family.