Nobody likes a smart-ass!

$6.00

My interest in kitchen chores has seriously freaking waned over the years.

$6.00

Got my Louboutins. I'm ready to roll.

$6.00

Resting Bitch Face...the bangs version.

$6.00

Enjoy life's simple pleasures, like farting in the bathtub.

$6.00

Some of us are born glamorous.

$6.00

Happy Birthday dammit!!

$6.00

You're HOW old? Happy birthday...I guess...

$6.00

You don't have to say it. I know I look good.

$6.00

You ooze confidence!

$6.00

Casual Fridays are out of control!

$6.00

Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't see sprinkles on this cupcake!

$6.00

An empty diaper and a head full of plans.

$6.00

The last guy who called me "honey" is in my crawlspace.

$6.00

When he starts mansplaining...

$6.00

Early onset manspreading.

$6.00

Hard to believe, but I'm not really a morning person.

$6.00

Shit's 'bout to get real up in here!

$6.00

I'm psyched for Taco Tuesday.

$6.00

Chocolate!

$6.00

Did someone lose weight? 'Cause I think I found it.

$6.00

Doc, none of my personalties like me.

$6.00

EXcellent!

$6.00

I hate this family!

$6.00

I kind of have a thing for shoes.

$6.00

I should NOT have started that second bottle.

$6.00

I think you overestimate my capacity to give a shit.

$6.00

I would like a pizza. A very large pizza.

$6.00

It's my fourth brain fart today!!!

$6.00

It's off to clown jail.

$6.00

Just because it fits doesn't mean you should wear it.

$6.00

Just when I thought this day couldn't get any worse!!

$6.00

Let's talk about your pottymouth.

$6.00

Mondays! Am I right?

$6.00

My ball. My rules.

$6.00

Oh my, I do believe I have the vapors...

$6.00

Oh, you heard that right! I am seriously badass!

$6.00

Seriously...I need a drink.

$6.00

They don't have my size!!

$6.00

We'll get right on that bosshole!

$6.00

Well, if I'm not the Queen, I'd like to know who is!!

$6.00

Why yes, another slice of cheesecake would be lovely.

$6.00

Yeah, my panties are in a wad! Your point being?

$6.00

You are FABulous! (as am I)

$6.00

The dishes are done!

$6.00

Screams echoed through the village.

$6.00

Stay weird!

$6.00

What else do you need?

$6.00

You create a distraction, I'll grab her sandwich.

$6.00

Damn squirrel!

$6.00

Butts up?

$6.00

Guess what I just rolled in!

$6.00

Belly up to the bar. We're celebrating.

$6.00

Love always waits at home.

$6.00

Road Trip!!

$6.00

Who's ready to talk about ME?

$6.00

Mom's Favorite. And the other one.

$6.00

Sungoddesses...the early years.

$6.00

It's mani-pedi time, bitches!

$6.00

Friends

$6.00

Bicycle Glasses Case

$16.00

Blue-Eyed Cats Glasses Case

$16.00

Bonbons Glasses Case

$16.00

Books Glasses Case

$16.00

Cartoon Glasses Case

$16.00

Cat Butt Glasses Case

$16.00

Cat Glasses Case

$16.00

Coffee Glasses Case

$16.00

Corks and Grapes Glasses Case

$16.00

Guitar Glasses Case

$16.00

Green Forest Glasses Case

$16.00

Hot Peppers Glasses Case

$16.00

Latte Glasses Case

$16.00

Meow Glasses Case

$16.00

Limes Glasses Case

$16.00

Lots of Dots Glasses Case

$16.00

New Mexico Route 66 Glasses Case

$16.00

Oriental Glasses Case

$16.00

Pug Glasses Case

$16.00

Red Cat Glasses Case

$16.00

Red Poppies Glasses Case

$16.00

Calavera Glasses Case

$16.00

Tribal Print Glasses Case

$16.00

Turquoise Cats with Dots Glasses Case

$16.00

Tootsie Roll Glasses Case

$16.00

Tuxedo Cat Glasses Case

$16.00

Sun Glasses Case

$16.00

Batik Cactus Glasses Case

$16.00

Lobster Glasses Case

$16.00

Laurel Burch Glasses Case

$16.00

sold out

Houses Glasses Case

$16.00

Abstract Dachshund Glasses Case

$16.00

Weiner Dogs Glasses Case

$16.00

City Lights Glasses Case

$16.00

African Prints Glasses Case

$16.00

Wine Bottles Glasses Case

$16.00

Wine Glasses Case

$16.00

Shades of Blue Glasses Case

$16.00

License Plate Glasses Case

$16.00

Brown Cactus Glasses Case

$16.00

Forest Glasses Case

$16.00

Black and White Houses Glasses Case

$16.00

Black and Gold Leaves Glasses Case

$16.00

Dogs Glasses Case

$16.00

Burgundy and Green Glasses Case

$16.00

Butterflies and Stars Glasses Case

$16.00

Tabby Kittens Glasses Case

$16.00

Planets Glasses Case

$16.00

Stripe Top Glasses Case

$16.00

Stabby Cactus Glasses Case

$16.00

Calavera with Pink Button Glasses Case

$16.00

Saguaro Glasses Case

$16.00

Peony Glasses Case

$16.00

sold out

Green Moon Magnet

$16.00

Orange Tabby Magnet

$16.00

Grey Tabby Magnet

$16.00

Grey and White Cat Magnet

$16.00

Planet with Ring Magnet

$16.00

Resting Bitch Face Magnet

$8.00

You Overestimate My Capacity Magnet

$8.00

When He Starts Mansplaining Magnet

$8.00

Mom's Favorite Magnet

$8.00

Farting in the Bathtub Magnet

$8.00

Just Be You Magnet

$8.00

Stay Weird Magnet

$8.00

Mani-Pedi Magnet

$8.00

Screams Echoed Magnet

$8.00

Up For Anything Magnet

$8.00

Second Bottle Magnet

$8.00

Well Crap Magnet

$8.00

When You Look Good Magnet

$8.00

Love Waits Magnet

$8.00

Smart Ass Magnet

$8.00

Kitchen Chores Magnet

$8.00

Thanks for Being There Magnet

$8.00

Crawlspace Magnet

$8.00

Any Worse Magnet

$8.00

Shit's 'Bout to get Real Magnet

$8.00

Need a Drink Magnet

$8.00

Queen Magnet

$8.00

Bosshole Magnet

$8.00

Brain Fart Magnet

$8.00

Fabulous Magnet

$8.00

Panties in a Wad Magnet

$8.00

I am up for literally anything! Greeting card.

$6.00

Just be you. Greeting card.

$6.00

Enjoy life's simples pleasures like farting in the bathtub. Greeting card.

$6.00

Pards for life. Greeting card.

$6.00

I can't do WHAT in the pool?! Greeting card.

$6.00

Resting Bitch Face...the bangs version. Greeting card.

$6.00

When you look good, you feel good. Greeting card.

$6.00